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Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bicycle is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
One time, my mom and I were playing a game of putt-putt golf, and I was sitting down on one of the rock obstacles they set up for you, and my foot happened to be right in the way of her shot, and I was too absent minded to move it and she accused me of cheating. I also accidentally fell out of her vagina once. I like buffalo wings.
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I can’t stand this “new” pop punk/punk rock shit.
Musicians these days don’t know what real pop punk and punk rock is. Most of it is repetitive love songs or complaining about something in life. Most of it is power chords almost anyone can do power chords. And so much screaming. Really, what the fuck?
(Source: daughterofyourworstnightmare, via youmakemesmile-mostly)
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HERE IS A GOOD RIDDANCE SONG FOR RICK SANTORUM
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